I will do as I please.

khajiduh:

if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’

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hannahetaylor:

My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.

This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”

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bowlingforsoup:

school would be so much better if you went to your classes via lazy river

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